Why should I follow you, in five sentences?

Posted 16Nov2017.

1. …Because you want to, not because you should.
2. …Because you may need detailed information on whatever questions I fail to completely answer.
3. …Because I research and edit when I realize the mistake committed in #2.
4. …Because you are stuck somewhere and/or need something to kill time with which doesn’t suck battery life or data.
5. …Because I have no idea how or why I have 89 followers, but they seem to find me interesting, therefore, I shall continue to make every effort to stay relevant and entertaining (if not occasionally somewhat unfocused).